I was reading an article telling girls how to snoop into guys lives. You know, "because sometimes you may have to", it said. Hello awkward.
Like it's too hard to figure people out. Plus, going through someone's bookmarks and sock drawers is plain un-fun.
So instead, I thought about humoring the idea by telling you what you'd find about me in the same categories as the article.
Maybe this way I'll encourage you to put it out too and avoid the unnecessary amorous espionage.
The place: The nightstand + drawers
What you'll find: Alarm clock, cute toys, jewelry, cell, books, magazines, articles to read, iPod stuff, post-its, pen, Carmex. Light on until late.
What it means: I usually find myself not being able to sleep.
The place: The work station
What you'll find: Books, books, books, magazines, dictionaries, brochures, posters, post-its, notebooks, tons of office supplies, old receipts, computer stuff, DVDs, magazine articles, boxes with stuff to get inspired to write.
What it means: I love crap.
The place: The medicine cabinet + bathroom
What you'll find: Neosporin, Hello Kitty band-aids, small gauze pads, medium gauze pads, extra large gauze pads, Tylenol, Midol, tons of unused make up, life-long supplies of toothpaste and Victoria's Secret moisturizer tubes. No hard core meds.
What it means: OCD for "always being prepared".
The place: The closet
What you'll find: Sparkling clothes collection, my Jason box, boxes and boxes with soes, drawers and drawers with sweaters, shelves and shelves with accessories. Almost 80% of everything is never used because I'm afraid they'll get dirty on the EL.
What it means: I miss wearing high heels and short skirts in Mexico. I also miss dressing up.
The place: The sock drawers
What you'll find: Only one drawer is for socks and such (...); the other two are filled with purses, clutches, backpacks, and all sorts of pretty bags.
What it means: Ladies first.
The place: The purse
What you'll find: By default- wallet, make up, moisturizer, camera, umbrella, sweater, water, food, candy, tea bags, sunglasses, iPod, passport copy (to avoid deportation at any time), kleenex, gum, pens, post-its. Then I add things according to the occasion.
What it means: I'm such a femalenian.
The place: My side of the fridge + pantry
What you'll find: Milk, OJ, canteloupe, mango, bananas, lettuce, potatoes, apples, broccoli, carrots, cheese, hot sauces, rice, pasta, cajeta, nutella, 5 boxes of cereals, Fiber One, Mexican candy, pretzels, chocolate, cake mix, cookie mix, muffin mix, tortilla mix, opened and unopened Matzoh.
What it means: Hmmmmm
The place: My bookmarks
What you'll find: 30% graphic and web design, 30% writing, 10% interior design, 10% French-Spanish-English, 10% immigration links, 5% girlie stuff, 5% manly stuff. Same goes for my Google Reader.
What it means: I don't have porn.
