Ahhh Les Hommes

I just met with a client and after talking for hours, he left me with this great piece of inspiration:

Client: Arghh, I have to take the train... I really don't get train directions, they must've been written by a woman because I normally don't understand directions given by women...
My stunned self: Euh...

This is the guy I've been talking with for the last month and a half and with whom I just spent 3 hours GIVING DIRECTIONS on where his website should go.
I swear. Men. Hahahha

Bright Bright Great

Have you ever had that feeling? A Sunday morning before a long day starts, you open an invoice from your lawyer charging you everything and the minutes he spent talking to you on the phone plus the seconds he spent on Outlook because of you. You turn red, knees tremble and blood rushes.

Cut to...

Have you ever had that OTHER feeling? A Monday morning, what you think is the sweetest and most angelic voice in the world calls from your first client's office to verify the address they're sending you a big fat check.

It's the most bright bright and great feeling in the world.