31.12.07

29.12.07

My list

Things I can't live without to actually work:

1. The Mac
2. Food
3. My books
4. My books
5. My books
6. My books
7. The outside world (preferably sunny)
8. The good old Internet
9. The hours between 7pm and 4am
10. The party times. Sorry. The good, late, excessive, loud, expensive, dancey, fancy party times.

I'm a new breed of human.

Designers

I was reading a MoCo Loco survey where they asked designers: What modern day conveniences can you not live without?
I'm pretty sure rocketeer science would not be needed to know what the number one answer was, but there were also some surprises. Here's the list:

1. Mac
2. Shower
3. Reuters.com
4. Internet
5. iPod
6. Blackberry
7. Traveling
8. Glasses/sunglasses

Funny.
We love our Macs. Jason loves his shower. I love my shower. Showers are good... also, it's good to know that a shower is more important than the Internet.
iPods shouldn't even be here since they are almost like an implant/vital organ on every designer (and human) in the world.
Traveling is ALWAYS important (cof cof Méjico!).
And in the famous words of Mr. Boronas: "You have to wear sunglasses, and you have to love them. You have to wear them inside, outside, everywhere. All the time, no matter what".
Very wise.

28.12.07

My Goodbyes

Dear imbalanced feeling of talent,
It seems like only yesterday we wrestled
but soon we'll put away our kinky business. We'll go on with our lives once we have parted and returned mutual presents, but how can we say farewell to our fuzzy memories?

Wow! I can't believe it's finally time to let go. I'll miss the fun times we had together writing
and stuffing animals. I'll never forget the time you assaulted that duck until you and I ended up deported. Ah, the good times!

What I'll miss the most is the way you worked
. It always brought out the slutty nun in me. You've changed my life; you've made it bling-bling. Leaving you makes me feel quite delirious but it's something Oprah would be proud of and I must commit to it.

Farewell, dear friend,
Jocelyn el Palito de Pan*


PS. After saying goodbye to her talent, Jocelyn started a career as a cleaning-lady lady.
She just got fired.

Say Goodbye To...

So, the year is ending and with it all our impossible resolutions we made in moments like this, 365 days or so ago... did you make any weird promises to yourself? I feel I've grown enough to be OK with not making any. Resolutions are for girls.

Instead, I think we should change the whole thing into the "Say Goodbye To" movement:
goodbye 2007 hair-dressers, goodbye 2007 Mexican heat, goodbye 2007 car... but really mean it.
At least this way the only thing we'll have to carry for the next year will be our (please insert religion) guilt.

Here's a little help for all of those who struggle with things like feelings!
Just fill in the blanks, give it to your new object of abandonment and have a fresh 2008.
(I'll even post mine in a little bit too).



Dear _______ (noun),
It seems like only yesterday we
_______ (verb ending in -ed), but soon we'll put away our _______ (perverted adjective) business. We'll go on with our lives once we have parted and returned mutual presents, but how can we say farewell to our _______ (plural noun)?.

Wow! I can't believe it's finally time to let go. I'll miss the fun times we had together
_______ (verb ending in -ing) and _______ (obscure verb ending in -ing). I'll never forget the time you _______ (verb ending in -ed) that _______ (noun) until you and I ended up _______ (verb ending in -ed). Ah, the good times!

What I'll miss the most is the way you
_______ (verb ending in -ed). It always brought out the _______ (adjective) _______ (noun) in me. You've changed my life; you've made it _______ (adjective). Leaving you makes me feel _______ (adverb) _______ (adjective) but it's something Oprah would be proud of and I must commit to it.

Farewell, dear friend,
_______ (your name)


Feeling better? Good, now go plan your New Years Eve party before all the hard liquor disappears!

19.12.07

32ºF

So just when I thought snow would give me a new reason to complain in this great land of opportunities, I was once again proved wrong.
Yesterday we hit the 0ºC for the first time after a few stormy days and I found myself walking downtown and thinking "Is it hot in here?" I'm such a Chicagoan now.
The good thing is that when I go home, I will definitely have a reason to complain about the Monterrey 10ºC/50ºF winter hehe

17.12.07

Hair Matters

Good:
Today I cut my own hair.

Better:
Today I cut my own hair and saved $70 from the evil Chicago hair-people.

Best:
Today I cut my own hair, saved $70 from the evil Chicago hair-people and managed to stay here since Jason liked it. Phew.

13.12.07

Starbucks Mejicanos Unidos

Today I ran into Guillermo, a friend from college. In Chicago.
So I was hanging out at a
(wait, don't judge just yet) Starbucks on Michigan Avenue... I was there only for the free internet, big windows and Christmas environment... but anyway, I was there minding my very own French business when I looked up and there he was, holding a million bags from Crate & Barrel, The Apple Store and Louis Vuitton. He made a weird face, which I bet was the same one I was making and came over to say hi... followed by his girlfriend from college, Sonia, whom I also knew.
Now, we weren't über best friends back in the good old days; it was more of a hi-on-the-hallways-bye-at-the-end-of-class kind of friendship but still, we are in Chicago, people. We are thousands of miles and many Fahrenheit degrees far away from each other... what are the odds?!
Now I've officially ran into three people from Mexico while in here. I wonder why when I was home (a considerably smaller city than this one) I never ran into my dad when I skipped school and used to go for tacos at 11am just a few blocks from his work. Oh, the absurdity.
Also, they said I looked american...

Wait, what?

10.12.07

Forget Me Not*

Sorry, I've been away due to extreme snowness, coldness and funness. I'm back though, so forget me not.

This is what's new:
The Thanksgiving memoirs
The free fashion party at the Crimson Lounge with Diana

The first snow storm
The Corvax Christmas party (where lucky Jason won and iPod)

The "How to survive a horror movie" book
GO TO FLICKR TO GOSSIP ABOUT IT!!









About me, well, you'd be happy to know that I'm back to kickboxing (with a little help of Billy Blanks and Comcast, but it counts).

I also gave up cooking for a bit after I burned a potato in the microwave the other day and the loft smelled weird for a week... and after burning some cookies I made for Channukah Night 1. Jason was kind enough to eat them all and say they were good. Awww.


In the creative area, Jason and I finally finished our new Design Agency brand! Name, texts and concept done. Now we're waiting for its sister, Burrobala, to brand it and we're on. New stuff about this coming soon.


This week has been snowing for real. I love snow. It's so cold and not wet and not heavy and so fluffy, it's like a cloud. This weekend Jason and I went holiday/winter shopping and I bought myself a hat. For my head. I know! I also bought boots. Weirdddddd.


And finally, for the last two weeks I've almost eaten a whole box of the famous
Yehuda Matzos by myself hahahah I'm proud.
Oh, and Happy Channukah! Now go lit a menorah and spread some love :)

Last thought: Man, am I in the mood for tacos "El Güero" from Centrito Valle.

22.11.07

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12.11.07

The Signature Room At The 95th

Prettiness at the John Hancock Tower.






9.11.07

Hotel W Is My Boyfriend™





the blackberry party at the w hotel.
so yesterday morning i tripped on the street and i got all bruised up, but at night i got free drinks and fancy food
on floor 31 at the w, angela and i partied with her richie friends, we had free rides on michigan avenue, i almost won a blackberry, i stole a green apple, we convinced a bouncer at a bar that i was a model so he'd let us in without paying (and it worked, thank you very much), then jack daniels and i made up and finally i took the L home where a creepy kid offered me pot. this morning i had such a hangover that i would've taken the tripping on the street again. ahhh party times.

7.11.07

Hace ya semanas

Disculpen la ausencia, ahora si que he estado ocupada. Entre escribir textos, traducir entrevistas, tomar fotos, idear una casa y aprender francés se me han ido los dias. Tengo tantas ganas de hacer algo fuera de lo normal, que estoy tentada a escribir con Webdings!! What the fuck?! jeje

En otras noticias, esta semana empezó el horario de invierno (o el que sea) y para las 4:30pm ya está oscuro... y ayer estuvimos a
-1ºC. Fuck me winter.

Y en las noticias estúpidas: antier casi pongo a hervir elotes echados a perder, ayer casi meto un vaso de aluminio al microondas, y hoy acabo de derretir una espátula en la estufa.... y ya me voy que creo que el horno ya está caliente :)




15.10.07

The Zombie Question

Last night after JS and I watched a zombie movie I asked him if he would shoot me if I turned into a zombie and became an immediate threat to him. He, of course, said YES (although he did refer to the whole incident as 'sadly')... I said I'd never ever shoot him even if he was ready to start chewing on my gorgeous neck. Ok, I did say 'I might punch you' (and kept to myself '...in your creepy zombie nuts' hahah) but as I woke up today still disoriented from eating too much pizza and pop-tarts last night, I stand by my answer: If in the near future we wake up one day to a zombie world and I find out that the thing making blueberry-and-blood waffles in the kitchen is not J. Bork Schwartz, I would grab that almost empty Mrs. Butterworth's bottle we have in the fridge and pour it all over my arm. Zombie times!!

12.10.07

I Like To Fly It, Friend*

This week I went to Room & Board and spent almost an hour in the kid's section; surprising fact considering I hate kids! Even more surprising is the fact that I now dream of the kultest table/chairs set ever made for people under 1.50mts.
Also, 'Le Café Froid' from french school.
And last one: yesterday was my dad's bday so I came up with the great idea of making him a cake to have a virtual bday celebration... didn't work, but the cake turned out to be pretty :)










7.10.07

Sin Nudos En El Pelo™

cortes de pelo domingueros buenos, bonitos y (lo mejor) gratis... cortesía de js. además flores por mi mes 6 en us&a y fotos en wheeling, the city of feeling.
todo en flickr.







30.9.07

The Beastie Boners DVD™

Esta semana pasamos 40 horas viendo nueva tv, fuimos al concierto de Beastie Boys, se me perdió un Sergio Bustamante, compramos comida de Hello Kitty, ya empieza a anochecer a las 7pm, horneé 4 pasteles sin resultados mortales y enviamos el paquete a USCIS por finnnn.
En otras noticias, hoy son 6 meses de estar aquí como Bush manda; mañana es el día 1 de la nueva temporada ilegal del Palito de Pan wooo :)



25.9.07

Yo necesitaba una desnudista porque tengo boobies impresionantes*

Una aventura internética cortesía de Miss Leela.
Escoges un número de cada cosa y te armas tu frase kimérica, va.

Elige el mes en el que naciste
Ene- Yo odie a
Feb- Yo fume con
Mar- Yo necesitaba
Abr- Yo le dispare a
May- Yo corri desnudo(a) con
Jun- Yo aplaste a
Jul- Yo golpee a
Ago- Yo cachetee a
Sep- Yo corri sin camisa con
Oct- Yo abrace a
Nov- Yo dormi con
Dic- Yo acuchille a


Elige el día en que naciste
01 una desnudista
02 un perro
03 un cepillo de dientes
04 tu mama
05 Barney el dinosaurio
06 un gnomo
07 Santa Claus
08 una cantante noventera
09 una estrella porno
10 la persona de tus sueños
11 un conde
12 Paris Hilton
13 un burro
14 un caballo
15 un producto enlatado
16 un desnudista
17 una tipa de trasero ardiente
18 un hombre troyano
19 una naranja
20 un drogadicto
21 un jarron de galletas
22 el hombre kool-aid
23 una bolsa de hierba
24 un huevo de pascua
25 una jarra de miel
26 un motociclista
27 un plato de cereal
28 una papa a la francesa
29 un vendedor de droga
30 una taza de leche
31 tu abuela


Elige el color de la camisa/blusa que traes hoy
Blanca: Porque asi soy yo
Negra: Porque soy muy sexy
Rosa: Porque mis amigos me dijeron
Roja: Porque tengo boobies impresionantes
Azul: Porque soy un chulo y tienes celos
Bolitas: Porque odio mi vida
Morada: Porque soy gay
Gris: Porque amo la mariguana
Verde: Porque soy bueno(a) en la cama
Naranja: Porque fume crack
Turquesa: Porque tenia un fideo en la nariz
Café: Porque tenia que hacerlo
Sin camisa: Porque tengo abdominales fabulosos
Otra: Porque soy feo(a)

20.9.07

Marry Me Canon*

Después de terminar el affair con mi Cybershot, Canon y yo hemos comenzado a salir. Aquí, Lincoln In The Park y mi primer The Jason Series™







19.9.07

Attack Of The Body Snatchers!!

Last Monday I ran for 62 straight minutes, 5 miles. And the reason I stopped was because people kept coming in asking why was I running with the lights off.
Now today I ran for 45 straight minutes and I only stopped because I got bored and decided to come upstairs to finish watching Heroes' 1st Season on DVD.
I think I'm possessed.

6.9.07

// Bandera, Bandera de México

Debido a la nostalgia que me aprisiona este mes de la patria en este país de la im-patria les dejo...


Las mejores 10 razones que hacen de nuestra patria la nación independiente, humana y generosa a la que entregamos nuestra existencia (firmes... ya!!):

1. Frida y Diego, Gael y Diego y Guadalupe y Juan Diego.

2. Escándalo internacional No. 785: Apagar la Llama del Soldado Desconocido en París.
3. Los nombres reales: Dolores Fuertes, Masiosare Pérez y Policarpo Montelongo.
4. María la del Barrio, María Mercedes y Marimar.

5. Escándalo internacional No. 1045: Jugar con el freno de emergencia del tren Bala en Japón.

6. Alejandro Fernández, Vicente Fernández y José Ramón Fernández.

7. El bronceado perfecto de Roberto Palazuelos desde el '85.

8. Luis Miguel, San Miguel de Allende y Tamarindo San Miguelito.

9. Escándalo internacional No. 2813: Hacerse pasar por diplomático para recibir la bendición del Papa.

10. El tequila, el limón y la sal... Juntos, por supuesto.


Este mes de Septiembre, halaga, conmemora y corteja a tu país con ese alarmante encanto natural del que somos poseedores todos los mexicanos. Canta al pie de su ventana, para que sepa que la quieres.


Cucurrucucu, El Palito De Pan™

5.9.07

I loves the US&A

Giant-Cupcake
Labor-Day
Summer-House
:)







1.9.07

Dr. Bob™

mi hermanoide vino de visita!
días de tornados en el zoológico, viajes en ferris wheel, pelea de cocinas en ikea, guardias bondadosos en o'hare, compras en puma, abogados del diablo fronterizo y consultas íntimas con el doctor bob en navy pier :)

en otras noticias, jason está pintando el depa de nuevo en este momento. help.











bella y discretamente documentado por flickr*

20.8.07

La Semaine Du Petit Bâton de Pain*

Las compras.


Lo pendiente.


El amor.



la lectura.


la musica.


lo mexicano.


lo bizarro.


el tiempo.
1 año desde wild on reynosa + 5 meses de vivir aqui + 1 año desde que vine por primera vez.