J'ai 26 ans!

I'm officially old.
No more parties, no more skirts above the knee, no more whiskey. Oh forget the whiskey, that's all old people do, no?
Anyway, the only thing I'll promise myself to do before I turn 27 [gasp] has to be something easy because these days even counting on buying milk has turned into a death wish.
So, I hereby promise that before I turn 27 [gasp + heavy breathing] I'll get the original Super Nintendo (with the original Mario Cart and Super Mario World 3 games) and a TV made to play with it. Oh, maybe the Yoshi one too.
I'm definitely old.