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Chicago 2016



So, unlike the Regiomontanos back in Monterrey, Chicagoans got it together and are actually pursuing the Olympic dream. How will they (or should I say "we") do it? Who knows! Bring the money, crash the EL, destroy downtown and make traffic worse.

Cities do get a lot of pretty attention because of this, but the evil side is way way worse and permanent damage to society should be considered... although who am I to say anything, I spend my money downtown, take the EL without washing my hands first, feed the pigeons and drive when I shouldn't be. I also steal Splenda from Starbucks.






Visit www.chicago2016.org and vote... or not. At least the graphics are pretty and there's French jijijiji